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\"How Are You\" is the seventh track on the album, Think Visual, released by The Kinks in 1986. It was written by Ray Davies.
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HMS Surprise was a 28-gun Enterprise-class sixth-rate frigate of the Royal Navy, which served throughout the American Revolutionary War and was broken up in 1783.
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Irvin Kershner was an American director for film and television.
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